So, im sitting in class and this guy behind me states that hes failing all of his classes (calculus, biology, and physics), and he starts complaining about how he “wipes shit off patients’ asses” for a living right now. The girl next to him looks at him and suggests he pursue nursing instead, since his grades are so bad. Very obnoxiously, he responds over and over, “HELL NO” “HELL NO”.. ”  ”  ”  ” “I haaaaaaaaaaate RNs.”

Then he states, “Hell no.. the reason I want to be a doctor is so that Im not somebodys bitch. Im already somebodys bitch as a CCE (Clinical Care Extender).” 

I hope to some higher deity this fucktard of an organism never becomes a physician.